i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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