I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i was born a porn star she said
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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