I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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