we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
