on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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