Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i barfeds in our rink
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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