I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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