Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So vagazzling was a success
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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