just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Bring me that man meat
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
