Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize