If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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