They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
