Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Small penises have feelings too.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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