Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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