I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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