I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
