Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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