On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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