Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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