you should give me head with plastic fangs in
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Houston, we have a squirter
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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