remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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