That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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