He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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