Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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