Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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