Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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