why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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