did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize
