Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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