question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
So squirting runs in the family.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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