And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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