you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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