I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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