Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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