i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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