When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
too bad you live with your parents still
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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