I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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