he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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