spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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