A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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