I wanna bring you to show and tell
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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