So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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