Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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