I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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