I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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