Porn is love you can see.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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