Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
high people should be assigned attendants
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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