Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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