i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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