So drunk its hurt
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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