if you like me you must not know who I am
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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