I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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