Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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