dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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