And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
What a fucking waste of an outfit
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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