you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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